Thursday, April 30, 2009

Evil Breed: The Legend Of Samhaim (2003) aka Samhain

0.5 / 5
Tagline: Evil roams the woods of Ireland
Directed by: Christian Viel
Written by: William R. Mariana, Christian Veil
Actors include: Bobbie Phillips, Jenna Hameson, Ginger Lynn Allen
Genre: Horror
Length: 91 minutes
Banned: Nope
Country: Canada

Somehow I'd almost entirely blocked this movie from my memory until my husband brought it up. Then it all came flooding back to me...the terrible porn style acting (no wonder when your cast is made up of porn stars), the poor plot, the dreadful boring nature of the film... Anyhow I caught this stupid slasher on cable, and literally we did force ourselves to sit through it. It's about a group of students who move into a fantastic cottage only thing they don't know is that the legend of Samhain festival is going on. Basically the rest of the movie is people awkwardly trying to talk to each other, and a legendary mutant slashing them up. They all don't die fast enough, and really this offered nothing except some nice shots of the forest...which you could definitely see in a better movie. Definitely I should have avoided this one before it even began but sometimes boredom makes you do terrible least I didn't make this movie!

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