Monday, April 27, 2009

Anaconda (1997)

2 / 5
Tagline: You can't scream if you can't breath
Directed by: Luis Llosa
Written By: Hans Bauer, Jim Cash, Jack Epps Jr.
Actors include: J-Lo, Ice Cube, Eric Stoltz
Genre: Thriller, Action, Horror
Length: 89 minutes
Banned: nope
Country: USA/Brazil/Peru

Review:
J-Lo doesn't die, this movie was ruined. Actually it didn't just have that as a ruiner, there was also the insanely lame plot: a film crew gets held against their will by a snake hunter, and they all go big snake hunting. It's completely slap dashidly made, poorly acted but full of big namers, and just plain stupid. I suppose you could sit through it as a comedy? Also now having seen "Creature From The Black Lagoon" I can't help but notice the ahem "similarities" somehow Creature was awesome and Anaconda is simply blah.

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