Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Corpse Grinders (1972) aka The Flesh Grinders

3.5 / 5
Tagline: They went in People and Came Out Hamburger!
Directed by: Ted V. Mikels
Written by: Joseph Cranston, Arch Hall Sr.
Actors include: Sean Kenney, Monika Kelly, Sanford Mitchell
Genre: Horror
Length: 72 minutes
Banned: Norway
Country: USA

I seriously doubt this was intended to be a serious horror film, and if it was it is a total failure, but it's hilarious none the less. This is another that I can't recommend to anyone who doesn't like oh so bad it's great cinematography. Why on earth are common household cats (er puppets) attacking people? Turns out something fishy (couldn't resist) is going on at the Lotus cat food company. See it's expensive to get meat for cat food so the owners have some shady things going on there. Will an inept nurse and her bumbling Doctor boyfriend be able to figure it out using tiny amounts of logic? Who cares that they couldn't act their way out of a paper bag, this is just too much! I only wish they'd cut down on the drama and added more cat murders instead, but it's still a nice time killer for those who like to laugh.

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