Bordello Of Blood aka Tales From The Crypt Presents: Bordello Of Blood (1996)

1.5 / 5
Tagline: N/A
Directed by: Gilbert Adler
Written By: William M. Gaines, Bob Gale, Robert Zemeckis, A L Katz, Gilbert Adler
Actors include: John Kassir, Denis Miller, Erika Eleniak
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Length: 87 minutes
Banned: Nope
Country: USA

Review:
About fifteen minutes of plot worked into a full length film. The Bordello of Blood in question is actually a funeral home that is secretly a vampire whorehouse. God, it's like one big rotten unfunny joke from start to finish. I did enjoy the other Tales From The Crypt movie but sheesh talk about slummin' it for a cash cow. Even the second rate cast they hired for this and the budget they threw at it did very little to make this entertaining. I'd say watch just about any other thing possible from the creators of Tales From The Crypt before going here...unless you are a glutton for punishment!