Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Creeps (1997)

0.5 / 5
Tagline: Undersized. Undead and angry.
Directed by: Charles Band
Written by: Benjamin Carr
Actors include: Bill Moynihan, Justin Lauer, Rhonda Griffin
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Length: 80 minutes
Banned: Nope
Country: USA

I thought the idea for this was a good one, a scientist brings back to life a bunch of movie monsters. Only thing is, they are midgets and plenty angry about it. Well they used that plot line loosely to unfold into a male fantasy film shot on a handicam. Lesbian activities occur, every girl went to the school of "porn acting" it seems and they look the part too. The story is ill-conceived and the dialogue is nearly impossible to bother paying attention to. I actually bought this stinker and was fortunate enough to be able to sell it back to some store so the joke is on them. I would have thought with this sort of plot it could have even been funny, but it's just not, just plain disgusting (and no, not in a good way). Avoid at all costs...seriously! One of the worst horror films I've ever seen!

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