Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Hellblock 13 (2000)

2.5 / 5
Tagline: Once inside you'll pray for the chair!
Directed by: Paul Talbot
Written by: Jeffrey Miller, Michael R. Smith
Actors include: Gunnar Hansen, Debbie Rochon, Joe Miller
Genre: Horror
Length: 90 minutes
Banned: nope
Country: USA

While on death row we are "treated" to a trio of tales courtesy of a busty Tromaesque lass. One is about missing children which may have been drowned, one is about trailer trash and revenge involving witchcraft and one is about a motorcycle gang and some zombies. The last trailer is the most interesting of the lot but that doesn't actually say much. The whole thing has the Troma made-for-tv feeling to it like little thought or creativity actually went into the making of this film and man does it show. Watch "Creepshow" instead, even if you've seen it ten times.

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